OK, before I say one thing about this topic, we need to set the mood by playing this very short audio clip. Make sure the sound is turned up on your computer or mobile device and click the “play” arrow.
This is going to be epic:
Hallelujah! Yes, indeed, the medical community has determined that drinking coffee is not only probably not bad for you, it may actually be good for you.
Here I am celebrating (undoubtedly after having had a couple cups):
That news is proof of a divine being, I say.